Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

D.U.F.F. by Kody Keplinger

When D.U.F.F. first came out, I had been really excited to see it anmd regret saying it took until now to actually read it. I remember so many books being out when I was a younger teen on serious issues girls were truly facing in day to day life, but they'd seemed to have disappeared from the main stream. I finally bought this book about 3 hours ago and blewe right through. Immediately I felt for our main character, I instantley recalled how it'd felt when I'd realized I was the ugly friend and how shocking it was when one of my beautiful friends got angry at me for being pretty with little effort. I also remebered the shame I felt when I ran into the arms of a boy because I thought that would validate me and my worth. I'm so excited to see so much empowering literature becoming popular for teens in a time when they need it most, when we hit our 20's we forget how hard high school was and laugh at kids struggling, not remember the support we silently sought.


D.U.F.F picks up immediately in a great first person from Bianca's point of view. Sitting miserably alone at a bar turned teen hangout, while her gorgeous friends dance it up. Being her usual bitter, cynical self, enter Wesley, the gorgeous school playboy. Only adding to her irritation, he stays and talks and informs her how hot her friends are and him talking to her makes him look good. Now we get her new vocab word introduction, D.U.F.F. - Designated Ugly Fat Friend. B knew she wasn't the pretty one in her group but that harsh realization gets under her skin, coupled with issuers at home, her stress boils over and she finds herself liplocked with Wesley at the "bar" - thankfully the only drink on tap is soda. Wesley responds eagerly, until Bianca dumps her soda on him and bolts. The next week at school is agonizing as all she can think about are Wesley's hands and lips. As their secret relationship quickly escalates, she has finally found a sure fire to completely escape all her problems. Barely speaking to her friends or accepting the way her home life is drastically changing B can't keep up with her new drug and does some more running away. Right into the arms of the boy she has had a crush on for a few years - polite, sweet, reliable and cautious Toby is everything Wesley isn't. But is that what she really wants? When a realization rocks her world, everyone has been or felt like the DUFF, there's no escaping it' but it doesn't define who you are. While Bianaca finds herself and what she wants she realizes this isn't a crappy romance movie, this is real life and the only one who can save you is in fact yourself.

This is such a powerful book, applicable to literally anyone who is or was a teen girl at any point. It reminds us of how lost we were and how important our friends are and how life changing self love can be. After reading this book, I curled into myself and hugged sad teenage Ashley and commended her strength and courage because high school isn't easy Teaching everyone to love themselves for who they are and not letting labels destroy or define you. Slut, whore, bitch, tease, ditz, D.U.F.F. - thy're all just words people use to make themselves feel better (taken straight from the book) Kody has given all girls a voice. No matter how popular, smart, pretty or whatever, a girl is, we are all fighting the same battle so be kind. You never know what someone says to their own reflection. Read this book and embrace yourself, whether you're in high school now or in your 20's or even older. Do yourself the favor of self love.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Attachments by Rainbow Rowell

I can say, while trying not to be super creepy, I am totally in love with Rainbow Rowell and the characters she writes. This is the third book where I have fallen madly in love with the male lead and rooted for him the entire time, even when his actions were borderline stalker-y. With all the YA I've been reading (for enjoyment and work) I forgot how enjoyable it was to read an adult story. Rainbow is one of the few authors I've seen go back and forth from teen to adult genre without messing up and mixing prose, her talent is so extreme, I fangirl way too hard.

Lincoln O'Neill has moved back to his mother's house and has taken a overnight job where he has to read people's emails. The entire staff at The Courier press was informed their emails would start being monitored so as to deter personal use of their work computers. While most staff stop personal emails or require one or two warnings, Jennifer Scribner-Snyder an Beth Fremont just can't seem to take it seriously. They continue to send each other hilarious and very personal emails daily and Lincoln finds himself absorbed in their lives. Unable to tear his eyes away from their words, he guiltily looks forward to catching their correspondence each night and in time finds himself falling for Beth. A woman he's never met or even seen before, what could he say, "Hi, I'm the guy who reads your email, and also, I love you..." When things start getting to real and close to home Lincoln knows he needs to make a change or his life will never go where he wants it.

Filled with delicious wit and humor, this book had me smiling pretty much the entire time. Despite his actions, you can't help but fall in love with Lincoln yourself and really root for his success. Beth and Jennifer so perfectly capture adult women in their glory it had me thinking of myself and my best friend through most conversations. Sure to please, Attachments is a must read for good laughs and heartfelt moments. I have never before wanted someone to read my emails, but if it was Lincoln, I don't think I'd mind.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

How to Build a Girl by Caitlin Moran

Everyone ought to do themselves a large favor and pick up How To Build A Girl by Caitlin Moran. I found this novel sitting on my ARC pile at work and immediately had to grab it, I finally got around to reading it in the beginning of October and it was such a great birthday gift to myself. This book took you on the roller coaster that is adolescence and reminded you of what a fuck up you were. However, it also held your hand and told you it was okay, your failures launched into being the magnificent shit you are today (there’s also a lot of swearing and as I am already prone to extreme expletives, I have really gone to a ridiculous place).

I think “How to be a Lady Sex Adventurer” should be a course available to young women so they can learn the do's and don'ts plus safety tips that takes some trial and error to figure out. It could teach tips to avoid awkward patting and peculiar arm placement, give blow-job legend tips and teach girls sex is not about pleasing a second party. Sex is not just for one person (unless done solo in which case disregard) but about two people making each other happy, if just for an hour. Self worth is easily lost by younger girls in these kinds of romps and this Caitlin really helped drive home that worth isn’t deemed with an erection or a good "review". You get to determine your own worth.

This book made me feel exponentially better about myself and helped me forgive the gangly little disaster that was 14 year old me. Your main character Johanna makes you experience her embarrassment, heartache and joy while bringing to light all the nights you’ve tried to forget. Riddled with relatable characters, this book has a little bit of something for everyone, embarrassing parents, loving little brother, loathing older brother and fair weather friends - this book will surely be popular for some time to come.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Beautiful You by Chuck Palahniuk

I started Beautiful You by Chuck Palahniuk last night and finished it today at work, not surprisingly it was a book I could not put down. If you are easily embarrassed by things of sexual nature, read this alone in your room, under a blanket tent. I am a strikingly open minded human and my face was bright red during majority of this book, thankfully we have to remove the dust jacket to borrow at work so no one knew I was basically reading porn on my smoke break.

EXTREME TRIGGER WARNING FOR RAPE AND SEXUAL VIOLENCE

That being said, let's dive in, so right away our first page is you main character Penny (whom you will grow to like, then love, then be annoyed a bit by and then love again) being raped in a court room with tons of witnesses who do nothing to help. True to Chuck's usual form we start almost towards the end and then bounce to the beginning. Penny is a 25 year old woman working at a law firm in between intern and actual lawyer, not really sure what she wants with her life she's kind of drifting along a borrowed dream.  At this law firm she meets Cornelius Maxwell (better know as CliMaxwell chuckle chuckle) basically the world's richest man, who chooses the moment he witnesses her drop complex Starbucks drinks all over herself upon falling onto her face, out to dinner. She's skeptical but who turns down an attractive, older, rich man? Did I mention he's crazy rich? Their romance takes off...into the bedroom where he uses her as a guinea pig for a line of intense sexual products called Beautiful You, that will enable a woman to virtually never need a partner for sexual climax ever again. After 136 days of intense orgasm after orgasm he banishes her from his side. Penny decides she will not stand for watching women across the globe lose their entire lives due to achieving sexual nirvana repeatedly in their rooms. Max warns Penny from the start he has the power to kill not only her but every woman with his devices if she does not behave as a "good girl" and basically shush her mouth. Well points for Penny, she fights hard, and then loses. Finally to save countless lives she agrees to wed Maxwell whereupon she learns everything she believed his master plan to be was not at all the case and grows to replace him in her own role of villainy.

Just like pretty much all of Chuck's books, hints are placed through the entirety of this novel cluing you into the ending quickly in the beginning but still offers quite a few surprises along the way. This satirical novel about today's obsession with sex, gender inequality and the power of consumerism reveals a lot of skewed societal views with a lot of off the cuff humor to lighten up the intensely sexual scenes. Definitely an easy, fun read, but be careful not too take it too seriously and find yourself offended.